Hi. We’re Brian and Jake.
Schmarketing, for short.
We’re not an agency. We’re a creative team who has worked together for eons, spreading magic wherever we go. Schmarketing is the headquarters where we show off all the work we’ve dazzled with in our years (and years and years) working for or with various marketing agencies.
Jake writes. Brian designs. Together, we do the work of a full-service agency, if you need that sort of thing. If you don’t, we’ll write or design the hell out of whatever project you throw at us.
We’ve cranked out cool, weird and award-winning work. We’ve concepted, written, designed, produced, photographed, planned, painted and hand-delivered work for global pet food producers, local nursing homes, monolithic ag companies, heartfelt nonprofits and titans of the shoe industry. We even run our own damn brick-and-mortar comic and game store.
We’ve done it all, and we’re tired of being bogged down by the machine. So now it’s just us.
Same work, Less BS. Better ideas. Probably way cheaper, too.
Marketing? Schmarketing.
jake’s whole deal.
Creative copy
Content
social media
Blogs
Technical writing
Scriptwriting
Longform writing
Complete dang books
brian’s whole deal.
creative Design
Concepts
Stickers
Illustration
Digital
Emails
Social media
Newsletters
a few of the brands we’ve been trusted with.
GREAT IDEAS.
NO HASSLE.
• Branding? Yep.
• Social? Yep.
• Creative? Yep.
• Content? Yep.
• Design, writing, the best ideas you’ve ever heard?
Yep, yep, oh my gosh yep.
ALL THAT OTHER NONSENSE? HARD NOPE.
At SCHMARKETING, you talk directly to the folks who do the actual work. It’s quick and efficient. And it’s GOOD.
Here’s a taste.
We’ve done a lot of cool things for a lot of cool people. Campaigns for global pet food companies. Catalogs for seed companies. Stickers for damn near everything.
The following work examples are pieces we’ve written, designed and concepted
either on our own or through partners.
